The Manifesto of Turborealism

1. Turborealism is the only real art movement of the 21st century.
2. Art is a weapon and weapons have the power to change the world.
3. All other art is unnecessary and outdated.
4. All other artists are selling used cars. Turborealism sells car bombs and we will have our bombs in every museum and every bank.
5. Turborealism stands against your regime and its ass-lickers.
6. Turborealism stands against the globalized capitalism and all other capitalisms.
7. Turborealism exposes the mechanisms and meanings of capitalism with a mocking verisimilitude.
8. After seeing Turborealism you can’t go home. You can’t go to a hypermarket. There is no turning back.
9. Turborealism will rise against post-capitalism, and we will be the first artists interned in its camps.
10. We will be crushed but you can’t kill our turbo-boosted ideas